Susan

An overly melodramatic needy white woman who exaggerates and frustrates everyone around her while throwing pity parties around like rice at a wedding.

Stop being a susan...you're worse than a Karen.

by Mndaguilar February 5, 2022

Susan

Another name used as a definer of character (See "Karen" or "Becky") Susan is a woman that is naive and/or clueless... She cannot typically understand sarcasm and she rarely "gets" the joke.

What do you mean you don't it?!?!? Ugh, you're such a Susan

by NinjaNurse March 2, 2022

Slippery Susan

When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes

Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.

by Gaypex October 4, 2019

Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.

Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.

by Undercovermuthafunka November 15, 2018

susan edenfield

susan edenfeild is a pretty carinf creative person she gets hurt eaisly susan is an awesome drawer and once she finds someone she likes she loves them its hard for her to let go of them she cares about her closest friends

susan edenfield is a perfect person

by dayinaira misiewicz November 19, 2018

Susan Xiao

Always known for being used and a slave. She is always trying to find rich guys (gold digger) and will always be poor. If your her brother your life will be terrible. Susan will be unsuccessful and will work at a sweatshop when she grows up. She is hated by everyone

That Unlucky Susan Xiao get outta here.

by Mystery2002 August 13, 2017

A "Susan"

A Susan is a person who is like a Karen BUT WORSE

Your being such a "Susan" rn

by altmose April 17, 2025