zooey shaft

taylor crankin her hog (i made it up dummy?)

sorry im straight up joinkin my zooey shaft right about this time moment

by zooeyshaftfan January 29, 2025

shaft stache

The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.

My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 2, 2024

Shafted

The act of receiving negative consequences beyond comprehension. This word originates from a middle school in New Britain, Connecticut, where a young man created an alternative word to getting in trouble. He started this in 1973 and it hasn't lingered around for many years. It is time that this word started to come back to the public. Shafting means when you get in a lot of trouble.

1) "You killed your dog! You are going to get shafted!"
2) "Thanks to you we are going to get shafted by the principle!"
3) "Because you broke that vase, you are going to get in big trouble which means you're getting SHAFTED"

by HaLs_Academy March 12, 2018

Hairy Shaft

Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis

"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"

by BubbaPhonk October 11, 2022

Shaft

A Japanese studio that makes some of the most unique anime adaptations.
They have a very distinct style and a weird fetish with heads tilted backward.

"You should see this anime, it was made by Shaft"

by Akorus-master February 7, 2018

tweak shaft

Someone who is really weird

That girl is such a tweak shaft

by Freaknation6969 June 2, 2018

Shafted

When someone of great power fucks you over; makes life difficult. However, respect is still maintained at all times for the figure of authority. The shaftee remains subservient to the shafter.

Man DL Really shafted us today with the dice lab

by ChestTheMolest September 9, 2019