Salty Ramos

When an individual in a relationship goes out and has anal sex different partner only to return back to his significant other, without washing his dick, to get a blowjob .. she has no idea!!

Randy came back from the club and gave his wife a salty ramos

by RDTV75 November 22, 2011

Salty Starfish

An extremely puckered, tight asshole. Results in an inability to penetrate.

Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.

Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

Salty Blyrone

When six of your guy friends all get together to complete one hand job.

Hey guys, Steve has been working really hard and seems stressed out. How about the 6 of us all chip in and give him a

Salty Blyrone!

by the gentleman April 5, 2021

salty season

The period of time that goes by as 4 sweaty guys in a garage wait for the weekend to arrive.

Oh fuck salty season starts tomorrow doesn't it...

by CremeDeLaMeme April 29, 2022

Salty Simba

a male ejaculating over someone's forehead from one side to another saying "Simba"

can I do a salty Simba

by pineapple juice 03 October 22, 2022

Salty Gurgle

When a woman is done giving a male a mouth hug, instead of swallowing, she gurgles the steaming load in her throat.

Hey Thomas, your mother performed the salty gurgle for me last night.

by The Salty Gurgle January 15, 2009

The Salty Seaman

A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!

Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!

by Blumpkin Man May 21, 2004