cabbage patch

A Cabbage Patch is a slag used to imply the person on the receiving end is an idiot or although a normal able bodied person, intellegance wise resembles someone born with mental defect.In typical daily slang the word "Cabbage" has of recent times adopted the new meaning of "idiot" or "moran" so a cabbage patch, effectively the birth place of many multitudes of cabbages is a multible of an idiot.

John:"Hey Greg, why would you think it's a smart idea to eat soup with a fork. You're such a cabbage patch."

by philamb February 29, 2012

pirate patch

taking immense pleasure in releasing faeces onto a womans eye thus making it appear as a pirates patch.

ooo aaargh bitch ur a real pirate now!!

by Shimone October 28, 2003

maddox patch

A patch of hair on the head which is missed / remaining after attempting to shave the head completely bald....resembling an early hair-do of the young Maddox Jolie-Pitt.

My husband tried to shave his head completely bald with his razor, but he had a bit of a maddox patch remaining on top of his head.

by operagrl February 22, 2010

Strawberry patch

Having group sex with multiple strawberry blondes.

Hey baby can we take a trip to the strawberry patch tonight?

by the cook July 9, 2012

Sour patch

Someone who's wishy washy.

Your such a sour patch one second your hot and then cold

by Lilly Nice February 9, 2018

briar patch

the name given to the ugliest boys in the bunch....the raddish out of all the apples and plums

Look at that raddish straight outta the briar patch

by bob hastle February 20, 2005

fleshy patch

Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.

In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).

However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.

#1: Shotgun!
#2: Driver!
#3: Fleshy patch!

by Robert November 5, 2005