H̶̗͊͝ͅe ̠̮̯̗̐͌l̶̙̔̍l̶̫̃̈́͑͋ǒ̴̤̳̞̙͗̀ ̵͉͋͑t ̤͈̮́h ̨̲̰͇͋̈́̈̐é̵̙́r ͇͐̊͝e̵̮͚͉͐ ̩̫͉̏̅é̵͉͉͎̺v ̤̝̠̯̂ȩ̵̡̦̕r ̨̰̺̠̽̀̔ỹ̴̧͓̲̩́́̑o ͉̳͕̟͘n̶̤̟͍̜̓e ͔̣͋͂̕! ̜̽̀̔ ̶̛͈͎̅̍̐͜͜Ỉ̶̜̜͇͘t̶̩͈͆'̴͙̞̫̮̍s̵͉͉̮͉̑ ̶̰̲̉m ̣̙̗̤͛e̴̝͑, ̜̞̓̃ ̵̡̘͔͊N̶̮̻̫̬̊̕a ̢̛̆̌̿ǵ̴̛͔̫̠i ̗̟͚͉̅͋t̴̨̬̘͚̾o ̨͚͋̕͜͝ ̧͎͂͛̚̕͜Ḵ̵̡̦̄͌͛͝o ̢͖̼̉̓m ̛͔͛̈́̈́a̴̱̦̱̭̽̇͐̓e ̙͍͂̿̋d̴̘͛̌͊a ̦͔̺̈́͗͋ ̴̦̣̜̓͘o̶̫̭̓͠͝n ̼̥̊̽̑̀ ̯̪͎̃̐͜ţ̵͎̯͒̊̚ͅh ̠̬̺͛ȩ̶̟̳͗̾̌̅ ̵͖̰͝N ̘̄́̉̉í̵͉̽̀n̴̪̼͕̖̈́t ̻̕̕͜͝e̴̡̠̙̹͋̒n ̹͇̠̦̿̽͐̄d̴̻̗̖͈̈ǫ̴̛̹͂̑͌ ͕̆̈́͌͝D ͍͚̍͗́̏S̶͎̖͓͔̾͝!̴̺̀ ̵̗̪̞́̿͂A ̗̥̔̂͐̌A ̬͕̔͘A̴̫͋̒̑͆A ̜̦̤͈́͂̒̕H̵̥̝̘͊H ͓̑̿̂A̵̘̞̰̐̈́͒ͅH̴̨̱͋̒̚À̶͙̪̗̈́ͅH ̥̆͌̆Ḁ̴͈̪̒H̶̫̯͙̱͊̉͘͝A ͖̮̠̝̍͗͑̾Ḩ̶̥̠̃̒͊̕H ̼̥͑͒̑͜ͅA̶͎̎H ̳̝̆͐A ̯̖̑͛̆͗H̵̼̰̤̀H ̠̻͖̰̓̋̀̏Ȃ̴̫̞H ̹̬͙͓͋͛́A ͌͌͒̅ͅH ̰̾̂͜H ̮͇̃̓ͅA ͖͒͛͗̔A ͖͋A ͍̝̠̍̑̕A ̧̽͘A ̨̦̪͛̆͒̋A̵̛̼A̶̱̓͌̆̏A ̤̩̽̎͒A̶̜̫͎͙͗̀A ̤͒̕A̵͇͆̊̐́A ̬̊A ͔̥͚̋̽̽͝A̴̲͝
Hello there everyone! It's me, Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS! AAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by koreandaaa May 4, 2021
Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.
by rubberdumber February 13, 2021
Nintendo's new online service that launched at the same time as Mario Kart DS. The idea is great, Nintendo games online. The execution of friends is done worse in Mario Kart DS than it is in a third party game, Tony Hawk's American Sk8tland.
Proof that Nintendo means well but dropped the freaking ball:
To play someone specific online requires the exchange of friend codes. A process that can't be done in game. So if I play a stranger, have a good match, and want to add him to my friend list I can't.
Disconnecting results in no penalty to the disconnecting player.
Proof that Nintendo means well but dropped the freaking ball:
To play someone specific online requires the exchange of friend codes. A process that can't be done in game. So if I play a stranger, have a good match, and want to add him to my friend list I can't.
Disconnecting results in no penalty to the disconnecting player.
guy over IM 1: Wanna play Mario Kart DS over the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection?
guy over IM 2: Sure, my friend code is XXXXXX-XXXXXX
guy over IM 1: mine is YYYYYY-YYYYYYY
guy over IM 2: I'm searching
guy over IM 1: Searching
guy over IM 2: Did you lock me?
guy over IM 1: Yeah
*minutes later*
both guys over IM : YES
*race begins*
*guy two shuts his DS off before a close loss*
guy 1: WTF you quit
guy 2: I must've lost my wi-fi for a bit
guy over IM 2: Sure, my friend code is XXXXXX-XXXXXX
guy over IM 1: mine is YYYYYY-YYYYYYY
guy over IM 2: I'm searching
guy over IM 1: Searching
guy over IM 2: Did you lock me?
guy over IM 1: Yeah
*minutes later*
both guys over IM : YES
*race begins*
*guy two shuts his DS off before a close loss*
guy 1: WTF you quit
guy 2: I must've lost my wi-fi for a bit
by Brian Johnson November 19, 2005
The New Nintendo Kennel Club is a strange and misleading webforum created and kept running by little girls trapped in 14-19 year old bodies. They used to talk about dogs and puppies, and even pixel pets to keep their amusement at par, now they use n00b language and really medicore jokes to talk about basically anything that takes place in this universe. One day DoggieLicker404 has a slice of pizza, and she feels the need to tell somebody. So, she posts a topic saying "Pizza", and then writes a description about what her pizza looks like, and tastes like, followed by 2000 replies with other users favorite pizza toppings. This could also work with "What's your favorite breed of PUPPY?"
They have an Off-Topic board that consists of basically anything the users have in mind on a daily basis. You name it: Rants, Journals, random sputterings, and even inside jokes.
There are some alright people who attend this web forum, but in the last couple of years their alright-ness has faded, and only few have made it out alive.
You know, I cannot even find the goodness in my heart to suggest you go and take a peek at this terrible place, I don't even care if you're Asian. Don't go. You'll get some sort of interweb aids and die from lack of intelligence.
All in all, it's absolutely a waste of everybodys time and I shun everybody who still wastes their time there.
Have fun getting a career.
Amen.
They have an Off-Topic board that consists of basically anything the users have in mind on a daily basis. You name it: Rants, Journals, random sputterings, and even inside jokes.
There are some alright people who attend this web forum, but in the last couple of years their alright-ness has faded, and only few have made it out alive.
You know, I cannot even find the goodness in my heart to suggest you go and take a peek at this terrible place, I don't even care if you're Asian. Don't go. You'll get some sort of interweb aids and die from lack of intelligence.
All in all, it's absolutely a waste of everybodys time and I shun everybody who still wastes their time there.
Have fun getting a career.
Amen.
NNKCER 1: "GUIZ I JUST GAWT BOTOX LOLZ WANNA C"
NNKCER 2: "NO WAI MANG DATS REELEE GROSS LOLZ GO GET SUM HELP -cutswristsoverherpuppydying-"
NNKCER 3: "OMG YER SO FCKIN DUMB U SHULD GET SUM HELP U DUMBY"
NNKCER 2: "LEEV ME ALONE I GAWT PROBLEMS CUZ MY UNCLE HAS DISLEXIA"
NNKCER 1: "ZOMG MY BOTOX JUST WORE OFF U SUN OF A BEETCH IMMA KILL U WIT MY PUPPIE POWERS"
NNKCER 4: "IM A WIZARD HARRY"
admin: welcome to The New Nintendo Kennel Club!
guy 1: hi, this is my husky, his name is phil
guy 2: FUCK HUSKIES YOU'RE IMMATURE
NNKCER 2: "NO WAI MANG DATS REELEE GROSS LOLZ GO GET SUM HELP -cutswristsoverherpuppydying-"
NNKCER 3: "OMG YER SO FCKIN DUMB U SHULD GET SUM HELP U DUMBY"
NNKCER 2: "LEEV ME ALONE I GAWT PROBLEMS CUZ MY UNCLE HAS DISLEXIA"
NNKCER 1: "ZOMG MY BOTOX JUST WORE OFF U SUN OF A BEETCH IMMA KILL U WIT MY PUPPIE POWERS"
NNKCER 4: "IM A WIZARD HARRY"
admin: welcome to The New Nintendo Kennel Club!
guy 1: hi, this is my husky, his name is phil
guy 2: FUCK HUSKIES YOU'RE IMMATURE
by PORNBOT May 12, 2010
by cringyboigames March 9, 2020
A gay, unwanted website administrated by a girl named Sara. Most people there fail at life, and unfortunately, have bad problems. They're all addicted to dogs and puppies and argue over who is the most popular and who is immature or not. It is over-populated with teenager girls and the odd man or rapist. In other words, it's the poop stain in your underpants.
by Mitchgasssm March 19, 2009
"My uncle works at Nintendo" is a facetious statement which is often jokingly used to spread false insider information about Nintendo and its upcoming projects.
People try to get others to believe that they have received insider information from their uncle who supposedly works at the video game company.
The lie is so well known that in internet culture, it has become a joke way for people to signal that any information they're about to say will be false.
People try to get others to believe that they have received insider information from their uncle who supposedly works at the video game company.
The lie is so well known that in internet culture, it has become a joke way for people to signal that any information they're about to say will be false.
My uncle works at Nintendo and he said Raiden will be a playable character in the next Super Smash Bros.
by windchimejelly May 13, 2021