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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020

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by random_boiz October 26, 2020
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lunges

When a person swiftly moves towards an object with great force
He lunges for a second cup
by 2douglas1x4 June 25, 2023
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lung rockets

i need to identify the times of the day where i most enjoy firing up lung rockets in order to quit smoking.
by killacamdipset May 8, 2014
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lunge dab

A rare and spectacular phenomenon consisting of a lunge simultaneously occurring with a dab. When attempting a lunge dab, participants must go hard or go home.
Tom: I love a good dab, me!
Sparky: I will dab until the end of time.
Nicole: I live for the lunge and can't think of anything better... WAIT!
***ALL THREE LUNGE DAB***
by PurplePicasso August 4, 2017
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Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.
Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!
by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022
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Hillbilly Lunge

1. A complete lunge extension with the express intention of dispossesing an opposing player of the ball in soccer.

2. A complex manoeuvre designed to wreak injury, pain and destruction.

Also: to hillbilly, the hillbilly.

Past Tense: Hillbillied
"I was coming up the left wing and John hillbillied me to get the ball"

"Sean was badmouthing me so I hillbillied him in the back of the head"

"Peter used a hillbilly lunge to get the the ball off me"
by F1ange October 31, 2013
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