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hooking for pole

When a woman goes out and gets men to buy her food and drinks before deciding which one is best suited for her one-night stand.
Sally's got 5 drinks from 3 guys in the past hour. She's really hooking for pole tonight
by Kouklavis December 28, 2010
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the hook

using one's finger in a hook like fashion relieve constipation
Jeff Frentz used the hook to eliminate pressure from his bowels
by Matt Drawbaugh December 7, 2004
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Hook Nose

A person with a big nose, has lots of money made from who knows where, also known as a jew, always picks up pennies. and have sex through sheets.
The Hook Nose jew picked up that penny on the ground.
by Coldcoy December 26, 2007
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poo hook

A poo hook is performed by taking your finger and massaging it around the anal sphincter enough so that the smell of it is noticeably present on it. From there, you sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim, quickly slide the tip of your finger in the corner of their mouth, and pull on it like a fish hook.
Mike was acting like a total douche, so I had John distract him, got ready, and totally caught him off-guard with the poo hook. He said the smell was unbearable, and I was proud.
by Balok of the Fesarius December 9, 2008
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Hooking up

Depends where you are from, its different for different states, even different cities. In Vermont it means having sex, in Mass. it means anything but sex and in Maine it either means hanging out or a one night stand deal depending on what area your from.
by ellenaf April 11, 2007
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little hook

a finger move used to provide internal and external stimulation for the vagina. The thumb is used to stimulate the clitoris (external) and the index/middle finger is used to stimulate the g-spot (internal).
He used the little hook while he was eating her out, providing adequate stimulation to her clit and g-spot with his thumb and fingers.
by Notapussy August 28, 2009
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Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.
Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.
by Mr.funster February 19, 2018
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