goo gurgler

When a batty, batty boy takes a bakers dozen worth of schwans across his lips until climax without spitting or swallowing and finally leans his head back and gurgles that goo like it's mouthwash.

After the last schwan left his mouth batty Ritt showed off for the bat's by becoming a goo gurgler for five minutes straight.

by K December 16, 2003

Goo Monkey

A silly old Eastern-Indian slang for a person who annoys their siblings like a Monkey and generally it is the younger sibling who annoys the older one and hence the prefix is immaturely stated as 'Goo' defining childish and often juvenile.

Hey look at Pongoz, He's pestering his brother like hell. He's such a Goo Monkey.

by ponkoj_kakoti March 16, 2010

Woo Goo

A yellowish-white secretion orginating from the scrotum of a four foot tall, middle-aged, chinese american, whose wife looks like Lance Armstrong.

Dude, did you just get out from under your boss's desk? Cause you got a lil Woo Goo on yo chin!

by Boofaman March 26, 2010

goo-musket

Slang term for 'Penis.'

Alternately, a derogatory term for a conservative republicunt.

Dude! Quit strokin' yer goo-musket and get out here!

-or-

Wow. Bill O'Reilly. What a total goo-musket.

by Queefbottom-Montlick MCMXLVII of Dimmerburgh-on-Th October 30, 2003

Grandpa Goo

A hair gel commonly used by grandpas. Often their grandsons comment on how good their hair looks. It is often sold in jars with Ed Crankshaft's picture on them. He has been known to use it.

Nelson: (let's out a big wolf whistle) Whoah, boy! You're getting all gussied up. What's going on?

Ed: I'm fixing my hair. I'm going bowling with a bunch of the bus drivers. You know, your Uncle Rudy and your Aunt Lena and all them.

Nelson: Wow! What's that stuff all in your hair?

Ed: (starts laughing) That's my Grandpa Goo. Hey, wanna come with me? The gang's gonna flip when you use this.

Nelson: Nice! (bends his head down) Let's massage this into my mop!

Ed: (growling) That's the ticket! No grandpa is complete without a good hairdo. All you need is some Grandpa Goo!

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 12, 2011

gucci goo

An affection name for someone younger than you like a small kid or a baby.

father talks to baby Peek a boo gucci goo!

by Gablabatoponus August 25, 2020

goo tee

Residual load left upon the chin and upper lip region of one performing felacio who has received seed spilled on her at climax that has the outward appearance of a go-tee beard style.

Nice to see Sally shaved tonight since that whore is usually sporting a goo tee from some random guy.

by j-zahz January 14, 2008