farmer snort

pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.

johnny hit the bum from the 5th story of a parking garage with a massive farmer snort.

by anti May 15, 2005

Cattle farmer

A person that purposely engages in sexual interactions with multiple overweight or obese people

John tried to cope with his breakup by regularly going to the bars and try his hand at becoming a cattle farmer

by Fluforon January 28, 2019

Farmer Society

The society for farmers in Ireland. It's very hard to get access into this society, as the leaders are very strict

He's in the farmer society, he must be a really good farmer

by Nev XD April 12, 2017

kill farmer

One who plays a kill-objective based game that, instead of fighting enemies, waits while others weaken them before rushing in and claiming the kill prize with no effort.

OMG! I was just about to kill that level 1000 dragon and rankup but a kill farmer came in at the last second and got it!

by tpnoll February 5, 2016

smegbean farmer

A guy with poor hygiene and an addiction to masturbation leading to an excess of smeg bean formations under his foreskin.

Shut the fuck up Zach you smegbean farmer, your girlfriend calls me Daddy.

by Jabelle8 August 25, 2022

Morgan Farmer

Truly the best! She is humble and always says otherwise but deep down she knows it's true. She is truly the best friend anyone could ever ask for.

Morgan farmer is my best friend because she is the best.

by Joseph.1234 December 4, 2022

Trauma Farmer

A person who grows and cultivates their own fields of trauma so that they might harvest a great amount of trauma and hold more trauma than anyone else to be used for battle in a traumargument.

Behold thine fields of trauma that grow thick and rich for I am a Trauma Farmer. Whatever countervailing point you offer against me is negated and invalidated by my great wealth of harvestable trauma.

by King Kermit February 21, 2022