You are currently pushing a fat turd out of your ass. You push the turd just far enough to where the turd is peaking its head from out of your butt hole.
The rim of your butt hole is now a crown around the head of the turd peaking its head out. Your turd is crowning, hence you are crowning.
The rim of your butt hole is now a crown around the head of the turd peaking its head out. Your turd is crowning, hence you are crowning.
My turd is Crowning, let me in the toilet before i explode.
I'm Crowning right now. Let me in the toilet before i shit my pants.
I'm Crowning right now. Let me in the toilet before i shit my pants.
by BottledAss February 11, 2024
Get the Crowningmug. A wonderful Utah burger chain that gives you as much fry sauce as you can handle. Their burgers are perfectly grilled, fries golden and crispy, and milkshakes rich and creamy. The best locations are on 3300 S and Highland Drive and near the Vivint Arena/Temple Square.
by Wilford1934 April 27, 2022
Get the Crown Burgermug. The best piece of music ever written, an absolute masterpiece, the most beautiful song you will ever hear.
Person 1: "I love the song Blackened Crown by SIGNV/S! It's so good!"
Person 2" "Me too, it should be the new national anthem!"
Person 2" "Me too, it should be the new national anthem!"
by I <3 Blackened Crown November 21, 2021
Get the Blackened Crownmug. When a lady who has a high place in society has sexual intercourse with several commoners at the same time.
by Fresh Prince of Wales March 12, 2024
Get the Full English Crown Breakfastmug. A royal treasure so highly valued dat you'll so totally get da electric chair if you're caught while attempting to steal it.
If you wanna avoid da "crown joules" while touring da Tower of London, you should TAKE only a GOOD LOOK, not try to TAKE any of the exhibits themselves.
by QuacksO April 17, 2022
Get the crown joulesmug. by Push pop November 12, 2020
Get the Crowningmug. by Mike Vicks Dog May 9, 2022
Get the Triple Crownmug.