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closet liker

(On Facebook) When you avoid commenting or clicking the "like" button on the things someone posts because you don't want to let on that you like this person.
Girl: I really like the things this guy posts on his wall but I'm afraid to click "like" because then he'll think I like him... I do like him, but I would rather find other ways to approach him.
Friend: You're such a closet liker. Just be aware that if you avoid liking or commenting then he may think you aren't interested and you won't get his attention. On the other hand, if you "like" too much, then you're a like-stalker and might scare him away… it's a catch-22.
by snowscape January 7, 2011
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closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"
Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016
by POTtybreak August 25, 2016
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glass closet

When someone is clearly gay, but is trapped by their own internalized homophobia or other circumstance that prevents them from coming out.
Katrina: “Go fuck yourself Grant”
Grant: “Gaybe I will”
Maddox: “Hey guys let’s keep the love affair on the down low at work”
Katrina: “That’s rich coming from someone living in a glass closet Maddox”
by warriorcat_entity29 August 24, 2023
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Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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closet shopping

1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.

2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."

2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
by An Asian Girl December 7, 2011
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Closet Shaver

When a man shaves his arm pits, arms, legs, or other part of the body and is secretive about doing so.
A man shaves his arms and wears long sleeve shirts to hide it from his friends. This man is a closet shaver.
by Shortyyguy August 3, 2013
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Closet rebel

Thant nerd is such a closet rebel, James Sladek
by Jdawg420 January 15, 2014
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