Social Media Ban

Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!

Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Ban simp

Me. I’m a ban simp. A ban simp is someone who feels a strong attraction to ban from the seven deadly sins.

Person 1: ooooo ban is so hottttt
Person 2: damn your a ban simp

by 1800.love July 21, 2022

ur-ban

one who gets ban from a game by a white kid

ur-ban kid

by rizzega January 20, 2023

Ban-dy Land

The place where unwanted individuals go when banned from the internet.

Fucktard: asl showtitsplz
Mod: Fucktard-Banned
Fucktard: Oh shit, i'm in Ban-dy Land. Hey look, there's the Ban-dy King!

by Iron Patriot July 17, 2009

Banned

What will happen to me for my definition of the word "idol"

Urban dictionary will probably have me banned because they can't take a fucking joke

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Ban

a bitch Ass nigga ( ban ) , when you see someone do something embarrassing and dumb call them a bitch ass nigga

I saw jhordan today at school, everytime I see him I get the strong urge to call him a ban.

by Mrs.bagabitch December 14, 2022

BAN

means bald ass nigga

“get away from me ban.”

by mel-ly March 5, 2025