tenting

when you build a tent and sleep in it.

ex:

james: what are you doing tonight?

sarah: im tenting.

by anonymous August 6, 2023

Tent pegging

A sexual act of pegging someone while in a tent.

He got so drunk last night, they both decided to try tent pegging.

by DJ_Jakeypoos March 3, 2024

Stank Tent

When both parties fart under a blanket and then one person performs oral sex under that blanket.

Oh my god, this girl I was with the other night gave me the Stank Tent. I loved it!

by StankTenter69 February 6, 2024

two tents

two tents

we biult two tents

by udhvhds December 8, 2020

Buy A Tent

A roundabout way of insulting a person with "first-world problems," by suggesting that they haven't experienced enough poverty to know what real problems are. Often spoken so fast it cannot be heard, this phrase is often used by workers at call centers who have to deal with so many customer complaints, that they can't help but insult the people who call in out of spite.

Not to be confused with "Camping," which is directed at people who couch-surf for survival, participate in what is perceived as sex work, or frequently like to torture themselves outdoors. Though each of the terms are not mutually exclusive from each other and significantly depend on the relative intentions of the speaker.

"Thank you for calling Company Name, Customer Name. It was a pleasure assisting you today. We'll continue working to resolve this issue as soon as possible. In the meantime, buy a tent. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. Have a great day!"

by silly-echidna March 29, 2025

Tent trailer

A cheap camper that more closely resembles a tent than an actual camper.

Hey Aude, should we sleep in the car or get a tent trailer?

by Hampton2022 August 23, 2022

Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.

Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.

by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024