temperature

if someone is feeling feverish. They may ask someone to check if he /she has a temperature.

by placing a hand on the head to check if the head is hot and feverish and to see if the person has a temperature. The person may ask "have i got a temperature" or sympathetically - "tempwature"

by Snarly May 27, 2008

Room temperature IQ

A person with IQ as low as a room's temperature.

Uses celsius because only room temperature IQs use fahrenheit.

Rodrigo Duterte, the Philippine President has room temperature IQ as he can't comprehend anything that concerns Covid 19 handling.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

tempermental

when a person (typically a girl) changes moods drastically because of unruly reasons.

Adam- "Wow! Alessandra is so tempermental!

Alessandra- "Fuck you, Adam!"

by boberthepig December 27, 2017

Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".

The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!

by Felstar1673 September 16, 2006

Templar

The highest form of Catholicism, shalt ye be ready to die when come thy day. Dress as a Templar to show your holiness and ignore the sinners and Satanist.

"I am a Knight Templar, ready to die for Deus and destroy thy wicked'

by Yokchranko February 20, 2020

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.

3) something that has rarely been seen in the scientific world, and it is therefore hard to distinguish what it is or is not.

two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao champ! We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog. I feel like I just want to complain to someone for no specific reason.

by Sexydimma October 9, 2014

love temples

The part of the body that is loved and worshipped by another person!

I love your soapy love temples

by Asian_Great_Mate_Persuasion May 21, 2016