Teddy

A teddy is a closeted gay man who constantly pretends to be straight and is often slightly homophobic.

“Yo doesn’t Brandon give total Teddy vibes?!”
“Yea totally!!”

by BidensamericaUSAUSA May 25, 2024

Teddy Afro

The 2Pac of Ethiopia

Ethiopians: "Teddy Afro is the greatest singer ever!"

by kingknb July 4, 2020

Teddy Roosevelt Conversation

1. A three-person conversation in which two people are competing to eventually sleep with a third person, usually by way of a shared conversational topic in which the two competitors are trying to show that they know more than the other.

“Dude did check out the Teddy Roosevelt Conversation happening on the couch! My money is on the tall one!”

by djxo October 14, 2025

teddy bear

A loveable cddly man you can cuddle with whpo can be your teddy bear or a stuffed animal.

my boyfriend is such a teddy bear!
i still sleep with my teddy bear!?

by bxgxusxuxhyyy December 15, 2022

Teddy

Definitely the type of guy that eats ass for a living

Did you hear about that guy being an asshole? He has to be a Teddy

by PiggyInABlankry November 23, 2021

Teddy Beared

When using the mystery box in Call of Duty World at War Zamobie Nazis, you receive the Teddy bear as a reward. Which in turn sends the mystery box to another destintion.

Ex1- Aw man you Fucking Teddy Beared it.

Or if u with Brithish people- Aw you fucking yankee wankier you Teddy Beared it!

by Real Ass White Nicca October 27, 2009

Sticky Teddy

A Sticky Teddy is the act of a man ejaculating on a womans unshaven armpit hair.

sticky teddybear

by thestickyteddy March 12, 2010