This means it's time to go, like on Thanksgiving when the turkeys on the table it's time to eat. The term can be to tell someone to hurry up, and get their ass in gear. Also can mean you have a chance to win a game or a chance to get get your freak on with some smokin hot bitch.
With 10 seconds left in the game, the turkeys on the table for the Steelers with the ball on the goal line.
by TV CARv March 21, 2010
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A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.
We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.
by Professor Rosseforp March 11, 2021
The act of attempting to level a wobbly table that has one leg shorter than the others. Usually resulting in reducing a dinner table to the height of a coffee table.
by JD Too February 18, 2013
A table at which you eat manwich, play board games, and put innocent young children in chokeholds, often resulting in them kicking your knees.
by manwich enthusiast May 29, 2020
Sluts found at pool halls. Asks you to teach her to play pool so you can bend her over the table. Constantly strokes the pool stick mimicking a bad handjob.
by Hafnerd August 16, 2019
It’s 6pm on a Saturday. Your mans is late to pick you up for the date that you are finally going on after a year and a half in the “talking” stage. You look out the window pondering life. You realize that he has arrived. As you are driving to the bar for your date Chad tells you that he thinks he may be interested in seeing Nicole after you two are done seeing one another. You’re mad…so mad. So you yell at the driver to pull it over. You get out of the car but you get back in. You and the driver get together then and there. You get married to the driver who is secretly Jeff Bezos.
Chad ends up in jail for laundering money. That is called flipping the table.
Chad ends up in jail for laundering money. That is called flipping the table.
by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 28, 2021