Small town midwesterners that gather in large groups, who have no boundaries, but are often very friendly people.
Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.
When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.
Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.
When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.
Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
by Neverforget01 September 11, 2021
Get the Towniemug. A person who lives in the same community their entire life or the vast majority of their life. Generally, refers to individuals who reside in a smaller city or the suburbs.
Some characteristics of townies include:
-Hangout with their high school friends
-Enjoy checking out the “new local joint”
-Scoff at places they’ve never been
-‘Big fish in a small pond’ mentality
Some characteristics of townies include:
-Hangout with their high school friends
-Enjoy checking out the “new local joint”
-Scoff at places they’ve never been
-‘Big fish in a small pond’ mentality
by Buttermilk Babe May 29, 2021
Get the Towniemug. “Townie brain” is a condition in which someone thinks the entire world operates in the same way as the small town they grew up in. People with this affliction are often “townies”, and have never experienced life in any other place or perspective. Oftentimes they believe others have the same experiences as they do, or the same aspirations when in fact these people are boring and have little to no aspirations at all. Due to it’s regional nature, “townie brain” can be used to describe many different opinions and thought patterns.
Martha - “Um, I’m pretty sure most people don’t go to college after high school.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”
John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?
Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”
John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?
Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”
by Hype Thetical July 4, 2025
Get the Townie Brainmug. by Andretti Meeks May 15, 2019
Get the Towniemug. by 44shitmaccin onb December 3, 2020
Get the Towniesmug. In rural Canada, townie simply means an individual who grew up in a town, as opposed to someone who grew up in a thoroughly rural area. Townie has connotations of bourgeois. It indicates a cultural division. The townie would have all of the pretenses and trappings of those from large cities. He/she would be fully intent on attending University. Their music and fashion tastes would be cosmopolitan. Unlike their rural counterparts, they would NOT live to hunt deer and moose, go mudding, and make a sporadic living off of cutting firewood and informal mechanical repairs. There is a bit of disdain from rural folk for the townie, notably for the townie's lack of self-sufficiency. However, the townie often has respect for the rural lifestyle and is likely, at times, to affect it.
by Ccoverdrive August 22, 2019
Get the Towniemug. Dickheads who attend the school located in St Albans, Hertfordshire, Townsend Church of England School. They are snot curdling cunts and they lie and cheat about everything. Place is mingin and wouldn’t recommend your child going there!!!
Oi you townie
by suckurmum001 March 29, 2022
Get the Towniemug.