toss the salad

to mix vegetables into a dish with letuce

momma is tossing the salad for our b-b-q

by ashley May 05, 2003

tossed salad

to have your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad

timmy, you got a D. you know what you gotta do?... NOOOOOO!!! i dont wanna toss a salad...ima read!!! ima learn to read!!!
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad

by OMGigotmysaladtossedOMG April 21, 2006

Tamp Toss

When tossing a used tampon the moment it departs from the vaginal area.

Nacara's weapon of choice was the tampon. She squatted, yanked and Tamp Tossed.

by ShyFletch August 29, 2009

toss bank

A pot or bank into which sperm is collected after a good wanking session

the toss bank gains interest, i.e. sperm, after every wank

by Jizzy Boy March 16, 2005

toss salad

Tossing someone's salad is basically giving a shitty cum-ridden asshole a rim job.

That first week Rob Rotili learned he was too pretty for prison. He already had all of the "sisters" lining up for his speciality - tossed salad.

by David Gross April 27, 2004

Kitty Tossing

Cunnilingus. Giving a women oral sex

So I was kitty tossing this girl and she queefed in my mouth.

by RYVN July 09, 2012

Toss the bomb

Leaving a person, place or thing by burning all bridges.

Some people toss the bomb at their employer before leaving, never planning to work there ever again.

by jmasalle December 30, 2020