Mocking my own tots

The state of talking in mock form about ones own thoughts or "t o t s" as mockers refer to it as. This is commonly followed by "now huhhhh" which can also be in mock form if chosen.

Halter: "ooooohhhooohh he didn't even hit dat guy. oohhhhhohohhhhh."
Jp: "I like penis."
Halter: "I WIKE DICK OHHHHOHHHHH" (seizure) "oohhhohhhh" (seizure)"Mocking my own tots now huhuuuhhhhhh t o t s huhhhhuuuuuh"

by Billy Johnsondjiofajiofdjasddd February 15, 2009

tootsie rolling

Leaving a large group of your female friends, to go to another room and talk for prolonged periods of time with a boyfriend or guy you are interested in.

See cupcaking (for males).

Julie stays tootsie rolling with that new guy, Gary. It was supposed to be girl's night out...he is pretty cute though.

by Threfty March 7, 2010

toots

marijuana.

"yo ima roll up some toots"

by higherprimates. June 8, 2012

toats mgoats

i love you man

thank you so much! toats mgoats!!

by leaper girl April 12, 2010

tootsie roll

a tiny penis due to jumping in a creek

haha did you see walts tootsie roll

by lmfaolol January 18, 2010

toatsie

A tootsie ( a cutey) who is toastable (sexable).

Omg, that guy is so toatsie!

by Toootsie January 3, 2007

tootsie pole

The state of a stripper pole after a stripper somehow rubs up anally against it.

"What, you want me to say my name is Candy? You want me to do the Tootsie Pole?"

I contemplated getting a Hep C vaccination after accidentally grabbing a Tootsie Pole during an impromptu dance at a puerto vallartan strip club.

by Dirty Pinis November 26, 2007