Seasonal for the 2008 GOP (Republican) Presidential Election. Geezer refers to Senator John McCain and Gidgetrefers to Governor Sarah 'Baracuds-Lipstick-Pitbull' Palin.
Street Conversation: "I know that if the Geezer-Gidget 08 GOP Presidenial Ticket gets elected, we'll be selling pencils and turning two dollar 'ho tricks to pay the rent. No doubt!"
by Mike the Arf November 4, 2008

Suicide.
The act of taking one's own life.
To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.
The act of taking one's own life.
To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.
1. Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios.
2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.
4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.
4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
by goodcatholicboy July 18, 2009

by Tohruus April 7, 2021

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.
GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?
PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.
by lucas i January 13, 2008

by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014

verb. -restaurant slang
The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
"Our servers should NOT be ticket knitting. It bombards our kitchen staff, disrupts ticket times, and positions one server's orders ahead of everyone else's.
by SauceComet August 20, 2022
