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planet jade

A trippy ass planet that only Jade can take you to since she's from there and just visiting earth. Its main attractions are sexy sex and jeffery's (with eveything but goddamn clorax)

its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly
by trip trip March 24, 2012
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Planet smoothie

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!
I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie
by Epictailz January 25, 2017
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planet lexwxrld

Planet lexwxrld is a planet where there’s only love and fear without fear life is meaningless.
…🛸🌏
In 3248 I’m go to planet lexwxrld 🛸🌏
by Lexwxrld June 2, 2022
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New to the planet?

Sarcastically stating or questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world or has lived a sheltered life and verifies it by talking.
Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
by BillyVito October 4, 2021
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Planet Eriyana

A planet where kind,amazing, sweet, caring,funny, people belong, it’s a place of dreams to spend time with your loved ones.
Planet eriyana is such an amazing planet for wonderful people.
by occ.erick April 29, 2020
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The Most Random Person on the Planet

The Most Random Person on the Planet is a highly unusual entity in our planet, who dwells wherever there's sewage, landfills, and heck, even nuclear power plants. The entity is quite harmless actually, even retarded, as it produces unusual and nonsensical responses that are at the same time, very annoying. So in a way, it is mentally dangerous.
Bro, you're the most random person on the planet, I don't wanna hear about no simping on the planet Jupiter bro.
by STWYCC July 11, 2024
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The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".
Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022
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