fat shit with geek friends and dirty ass girlfriends, plays the computer 90% of his life, and uses his parents money to buy himself 'cool' clothes
im not giving you one
by Anonymous June 14, 2003

The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.
Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"
Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"
Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"
by Alfonso69 October 26, 2011

The American boy that fights off bullies, gets Valedictorian, and gets voted Student Body President.
by MMintGum April 11, 2017

To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!
by Iconoklastic~ April 4, 2010

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by maybe yes maybe no June 29, 2004

Reality television show from New Zealand that searches for a Top Model, has stood out, turned heads and become shit hot thanks to judge Colin Mathura-Jeffree. His individual style and charm has made him THE face of television in New Zealand. Everyone strives to do a 'Mathura-Jeffree' at least once a day!
New Zealand's Next Top Model has three judges, Colin, Mathura and Jeffree! if he ain't on I ain't watching
by Joannalexus January 23, 2010
