World's second best putter
by GMAC 33 September 16, 2021
Get the Millennial Mikemug. by nexusaviation June 13, 2019
Get the Mike Friesmug. Crude pig who spits constantly. He doesnt care if he offends anyone but he buys us alcohol so we all like him. He also bites his friends fingers off when they come to visit him at school.
We all got sick from that kid Mike Zozulia-ing on us (aka spitting his dip on us from the top bunk.)
by I throw 90 December 29, 2009
Get the mike zozuliamug. Current DJ of the Beastie Boys.
by Hello Nasty April 4, 2005
Get the mixmaster mikemug. One of the greatest and fastest drummers to ever be born, and the current drummer for Dream Theater. Considered to be the inverse of John Petrucci, due to his ability to rupture space and time by playing over a billion notes per second. Like Petrucci, he has limited himself to 2000 notes per second which only causes severe head pains whereas anything more than 2500 notes per second causes the human head to explode, due to the overload of greatness. This being the reason he decided to leave Berklee, because of the student's heads exploding because they thought they were worthy of God. He is also considered one of the best wearers of the heavy metal soul patch, much to the disdain of Jordan Rudess.
by Riggs1995 November 27, 2013
Get the Mike Manginimug. An absolute mentally retarded doughnut with the brain capacity of a fish on crack cocaine. He is fond of removing my posts (kill yourself retard)
"What happened to Javier?" Person 1 asks
"I heard he got thrown in a mental hospital for being an absolute Mike Ramsey." Says person 2
"Lol what a retarded faggot" Exclaims person 1
"I heard he got thrown in a mental hospital for being an absolute Mike Ramsey." Says person 2
"Lol what a retarded faggot" Exclaims person 1
by Mike_Sucked_Braden's_Cock_lol_ March 15, 2019
Get the Mike Ramseymug. by i am not taking this serious March 28, 2021
Get the mike hawkmug.