horn colic

an involuntary erection.

It is quite embarassing to get horn colic on a train during the rush hour.

by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003

gape horn

not to be confused with "gay porn" this word means um. idk.

example:

guy 1 "yo read this out"
guy 2 "gape horn"
guy 1 "HAHAHAHHAHAHAH"

by asjhgfgui September 26, 2023

Horn Race

(n, idiom) Two or more motorists honk their horns as long and loud as possible.

Jeremy Clarkson: Okay, fine. You want to have a horn race? Ready, steady...(HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNK) Now THAT'S a horn!
James May: And it got us thrown out.

by daz14lpa February 16, 2021

connor horne

The apotheosis of sexiness a deity of sex a true chad hit him up ladies 603-513-9827

connor horne is so hot

by Connor is hot September 30, 2019

unicorn's horn

Something that is very awesome, but also very rare.

Hey, have you heard of that vegan soft serve shop?
Yeah, man. That place is the unicorn's horn.

by David Hamburgeee July 13, 2014

Horn Enthusiast

A person that collects air horns for historical purposes and because of their musical chords. Train horns are their most common usage, and they typically use them in the woods away from people. Their horns are typically restricted to lower air pressures to sound more pleasant and to not disturb people in the distance. Many horn enthusiasts are musicians and or simply historical buffs. Despite their more careful cause, they are often not well respected by the general public and are labelled as hornblasters, another group of people that largely intends to scare people with their horns.

Yeah, Bob says he's a horn enthusiast. Although a few people on the block think he's a just an ole' hick hornblaster and have called the cops on him when he had a horn on top of his truck. He has something like twelve different horns in his garage, but I've only heard his horns faintly deep within the forest miles away. As long as he doesn't come fucking blaring down the block with one of them, I'm not concerned.

by SubmarineCock August 28, 2016

flute horn

When a Flute decides to be a French Horn, but her fellow Flute players won’t let the band director move her to the annoying brass section.

Leah: Riley will stay with us. And be a Flute Horn!

by Pink Fish December 10, 2018