Farmer Society

The society for farmers in Ireland. It's very hard to get access into this society, as the leaders are very strict

He's in the farmer society, he must be a really good farmer

by Nev XD April 12, 2017

tampon farmer

A person who buys out the whole stock of tampons because they fear that they will not have enough tampons to last the winter. So to solve this problem, they buy up shelves at one time.

David: Hey Natasha, whatcha doin there?

Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!

David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.

Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head

by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010

smegbean farmer

A guy with poor hygiene and an addiction to masturbation leading to an excess of smeg bean formations under his foreskin.

Shut the fuck up Zach you smegbean farmer, your girlfriend calls me Daddy.

by Jabelle8 August 25, 2022

Dart Farmer

An individual who works hard to collect unwanted, discarded and smoked cigarettes. Their only goal in life is to clean up our streets and consolidate their spoils into free cigarettes

Look at that guy picking up those cigarette butts, he must be a dart farmer.

by Joe from Oshawa eh September 22, 2019

farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.

Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor

by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023

Trauma Farmer

A person who grows and cultivates their own fields of trauma so that they might harvest a great amount of trauma and hold more trauma than anyone else to be used for battle in a traumargument.

Behold thine fields of trauma that grow thick and rich for I am a Trauma Farmer. Whatever countervailing point you offer against me is negated and invalidated by my great wealth of harvestable trauma.

by King Kermit February 21, 2022

Pig Farmer

A slang term for someone incestuous. This comes from Red Dead Redemption 2 where you can find some pig farmers where it is revealed that they are both siblings and married

Stay away from Savannah
Why bro
She’s a pig farmer, she fucked her cousin

by whiskersjacket May 19, 2022