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The dirty cobra

The Dirty Cobra is when a guy that is uncircumcised is getting a blow job having just been inside their partners anus. The person blowing gets the foreskin and using their mouth inflates the foreskin causing the wang to puff up like a cobra.
Man the bitch was filthy, she even gave me the dirty cobra!!!
by Bspoony123 August 28, 2022
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The Dirty Tenni

The Dirty Tenni

When a bloke anally penetrates a woman with his penis whilst also vaginally penetrating her with his fist. Then proceeds to masturbate himself through the thin lining between the womans anus and vagina...
Nathan sat and watched as his wife received The Dirty Tenni from behind.
by Hill8illyBrenno September 1, 2022
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The Dirty Boyle

Getting so drunk that when you come home you piss, puke or shit all over the house, occasionally involving the children’s toys
I can’t come out tonight lads, the Mrs is still poised about the last time I came home and did the dirty Boyle everywhere.
by bsmsfunnelmaster September 29, 2022
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The Dirty Nun Confessional

When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.
Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.
by DT_S January 1, 2023
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The Dirty Shame

If you’ve ever been to Ada, Michigan I’m sure you’ve heard of the Dirty Shame. This small watering hole is located just outside of downtown Ada off Fulton. In the Shame time cease to exist, it may be 2 am or 2 pm and the same group of locals are still there drinking $2 beers and $3 wells. The Shame has stood the test of time, being founded in the late 1840s this place is inflation proof. When Dorothy said there’s no place like home she was talking about Kansas, when I say there’s no place like home I’m talking about the Dirty Shame.
Is it already 3 pm? Well let’s go grab a beer at the Dirty Shame!

Tonight I’m feeling shameful, I can’t wait for the Dirty Shame
by Ernest McSorley February 10, 2023
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The Dirty Garf

Cook a family style Lasguna at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for one hour.
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.

Dirty Garf recipe

1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna

1 tarp
Guy #1 " Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"
by GhostrideUrMom February 11, 2023
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The Dirty Elephant

When you put your balls on the eyes of a close friend and your Johnson hangs down by the mouth.
“Dude you should’ve seen the dirty elephant I did on Dave last night he was fucked.”
by Mmurray99 February 28, 2023
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