1. n. Someone who will most likely steal your taco(s). Possibly a little bitch, not as cool as a taco yeti. Smells of rotten cheese. Rumored to live in Ohio.
2. (Myth) Steals tacos from bad children, and drinks the blood of orphaned children.
2. (Myth) Steals tacos from bad children, and drinks the blood of orphaned children.
Oh, Shit it's the Taco Witch! Go get the fuck out shes going to steal my taco(s).
Jill is such a fucking taco witch. Yesterday she kicked in my door, punched me in the face and then stole taco(s).
I was in a park in Cincinnati, my son was being bad so the taco witch came and stole his taco(s).
Jill comes to the orphanage about once a month and sucks the blood of the children, she's such a taco witch.
Jill is such a fucking taco witch. Yesterday she kicked in my door, punched me in the face and then stole taco(s).
I was in a park in Cincinnati, my son was being bad so the taco witch came and stole his taco(s).
Jill comes to the orphanage about once a month and sucks the blood of the children, she's such a taco witch.
by Taco Yeti, the fucker of mouth April 12, 2009
Get the Taco Witchmug. "I'm not going to eat you out, you've got a fish taco"
"If it tastes like chicken, Keep on lickin...tastes like trout, get the hell out!"
"If it tastes like chicken, Keep on lickin...tastes like trout, get the hell out!"
by Travis F, and Kirk R December 18, 2006
Get the fish tacomug. 
by Will St. Clair November 20, 2003
Get the Pink Tacomug. by Kathrynina November 15, 2005
Get the Taco Mafiamug. When you eat at Taco Bell and then about 2 hours later you sit on tolet and shit your fucking guts out.
BT: Dude, I had 2 gordita crunch's, 4 hard shell tacos, 3 bean burritos, and 2 chicken burritos for lunch.
JackTHEretad: Did you get taco-shits?
BT: Yeah dude I sharted all the way home and finally unloaded and lost 5 pounds in taco-shits!
JackTHEretad: Did you get taco-shits?
BT: Yeah dude I sharted all the way home and finally unloaded and lost 5 pounds in taco-shits!
by BradelyG June 1, 2009
Get the Taco-Shitsmug. an organizational tool that keeps cords and cables in order; also slang for the female genitalia of robots or other forms of artificial intelligence.
In order to keep their headphones from getting tangled, they wrapped them in a tech taco; as the popularity of sex robots rises so will penis injuries from unprotected sex with tech tacos.
by TigerShah May 9, 2019
Get the tech tacomug.