The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.
There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.
The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.
The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"
"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"
"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"
"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"
"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"
"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"
"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"
"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
by swiffer October 3, 2007
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Some other bands that can be included in this are:
Nine Inch Nails, Marlyn Manson, Nirvana, or anything else of such nature.
Some other bands that can be included in this are:
Nine Inch Nails, Marlyn Manson, Nirvana, or anything else of such nature.
Loser: DUDE I JUST TOTALLY BOUGHT THE NEW ALBUM "STEAL THIS ALBUM" by system of a down!
Freak: Thats nice, I just downloaded some Snog and KMFDM, and then made copies for everyone. System of a down just copied everything from underground music and culture and then sold it to you, and you thought it was cool. fucking poser, preppy piece of shit trying to be alternative.
"Rip The System" (KMFDM)
Freak: Thats nice, I just downloaded some Snog and KMFDM, and then made copies for everyone. System of a down just copied everything from underground music and culture and then sold it to you, and you thought it was cool. fucking poser, preppy piece of shit trying to be alternative.
"Rip The System" (KMFDM)
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The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.
A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.
A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.
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Man: I use my MPS.
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Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
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Person: Hooray!
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