When you jiz on a paper towel (or rag) and then clean the lint off your cock with the dampened towel (or rag).
by Anti January 1, 2005
Get the Swedish Ragmug. When two people stand two paces away from one another back-to-back, lean against one another, and begin to urinate.
Nadav and Peter were tired of standing and really had to urinate, so they decided on the comfortable Swedish See-saw.
by Timmy Reed October 16, 2012
Get the Swedish See-sawmug. by SwedishDickFish69 June 14, 2010
Get the swedish dick rubmug. A Swedish Beard Exchange is when two or more people feel each other's beards or facial hair for the purpose of comparing and enjoying the quality of their beards.
Greg- "I haven't shaved in like a week"
Brian- "Wow that beard is huge!! We should have a Swedish Beard Exchange!"
(feel each other's beards)
Brian-"Your beard is so prickly!!"
Brian- "Wow that beard is huge!! We should have a Swedish Beard Exchange!"
(feel each other's beards)
Brian-"Your beard is so prickly!!"
by ZaffyTaffy August 12, 2011
Get the Swedish Beard Exchangemug. The act of shoving the handle of a plunger into someone's ass while twisting it around and yodeling at the same time.
by DerpyDerpHusky November 1, 2013
Get the swedish butt plungermug. Swedish Handy Jay
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.
J: oh yeah baby that feels good, keep going.
P: #rub rub rub#
J: oh oh oh!! Squirt
P: #rub rub rub rub#
J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!
P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."
J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"
P: #rub rub rub#
J: oh oh oh!! Squirt
P: #rub rub rub rub#
J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!
P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."
J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"
by EmpressMe November 13, 2013
Get the Swedish Handy Jaymug. When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.
by Shuey August 11, 2015
Get the swedish paint jobmug.