Michigan Surfing

When someone from the Midwest goes to Florida for Spring Break and wades in 4 feet of water so they can jump on/into the waves

Friend 1: How was your trip to Florida for Spring Break?

Friend 2: Ope, it was great. We went to the beach and did some Michigan Surfing on the waves 🤙🏼

by Biglad412 March 15, 2022

sit and surf

When you take a crap while going on the internet on your laptop

Dude i really wanna sit and surf right now.

by PMC1120 July 1, 2009

surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.

Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!

by Bob October 4, 2003

surflaxcodninjabro

A male Asian, usually of Korean descent, with long hair, a.k.a lettuce, often found near a beach with his surf board trying to look good for the ladies. When not at the beach he may be found playing COD for hours usually yelling at the screen after every kill, working on his beach bod for the upcoming summer, playing lacrosse with fellow lax bros occasionaly ripping g's (goals), or looking at and fixing his lettuce in the mirror. A surflaxcodninjabro also has experience with karate and may in fact be dangerous despite his pretty boy appearance.

That surflaxcodninjabro has been fixing his hair in the mirror for almost an hour.

I can hear that annoying surflaxcodninjabro playing COD from all the way down the hall.

I have heard the story of how the surflaxcodninjabro ripped his first g in lacrosse ten times already and he just scored it two hours ago.

by nevils crew May 13, 2010

Surfer Sisters

When you and your friend realize you have both had sex on the same bed or in the same bedroom, but each of your sexual conquests occurred at different times.

"You hooked up on Katie's futon too?!"
"Yeah, last year. Oh that makes us surfer sisters!"

by P3nis Fly Trap May 19, 2015

screen surfer

someone who looks at another player screen while playing videogames in battle, such as halo.

a person that screen surfs.

oh he's totally cheating! he dosen't play that good online.....maybe he screen surfs! maybe he dosen't win 'cus he cant see thier screen while he is online!

person 1:how do you always know where i am all the time?
person 2:I'm just psychic
person 1:thats a load of crap your screen surfing you bitch! stop lookin at my god damn screen or you cant come over to play halo ever again!
person 1: i am not a screen surfer!
*person 2 kicks him out*

by el sessho- the plasma mage July 31, 2007

Shoulder Surfer

Someone who constantly looks and points to things on the internet while looking over your shoulder.

Eric: Go to that link!
John: No! I dont wanna look at "2 girls, 1 cup"! Stop bein such a shoulder surfer.

by Thomas Antonacci March 28, 2008