suck a snake

Sly term meant to say slurping on a meat pole.
Mom: Hey Jerry, can you take out the trash?
Jerry: No mom, go suck a snake
by BlackyChan69 April 19, 2016
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this website sucks

When you're searching some unknown phrase your friend sent you on discord on urban dictionary and end up learning obsolete sex terms from the year 2000
Friend 1: hey have you watched monty python's flying circus?
Friend 2 (ud user): flying circus? Isn't that like some weird satanic sex act?
Friend 1: tf you talking about, i was talking about the show

Friend 2: yeah right

this website sucks
by caniusethisusernameplease December 07, 2021
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sketti sucking

The act of eating out a girls asshole while she's on her period and sucking the tapeworms out like spaghetti noodles
That weird fuck Shane told me how he's been sketti sucking a crack whore
by Ironheade June 26, 2023
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titty suck

to suck a female's natural busty breast
by Ass September 05, 2003
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weenie suck

Meredith gave chief a weenie suck back in high school
by Reg C January 21, 2008
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suck a toe

When you want someone to shut their whore mouth so you want to insert your big toe in their mouth to shut them up, but that wouldn't be publicly appropriate so you say "suck a toe" instead.
Erin: Hey guys, wanna hear a story!?
Everyone: SUCK A TOE!
by BIG MAN 24 November 15, 2016
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