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Stealth puddle

The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.
by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017
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Cocaine Stealth Mission

An operation that involves the use of grappling hooks,smoke bombs,bulletproof vests and stealth tactics in order to steal cocaine from highly guarded drug stash houses without being detected.
Dude Sams dad has coke stashed in that building we should do a Cocaine Stealth Mission.
by Momaud August 10, 2023
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Stealth Retirement

A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.

This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.

"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022
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Umbrath/Dark Stealth

Umbrath is a form of dark seeking, a off-spring of parkour with mixed stealth and dark techniques, it is like parkour but more dark and "sinister", Umbrath is to be mainly practiced in the dark as well as at night. An example of Umbrath could be you trying to gather info/stalk someone in some sort of way, to scout out an area, or to get knowledge or get something you desire. (Or vice versa)
Person1: "Have you heard of Umbrath?" Umbrath/Dark Stealth
Person2: "No? What is it?"
Person1: (says def)
Person2: "Oh cool! Ill look forward to learning it."
by Wagenkopf February 16, 2020
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Stealth bomb

The act of taking a Jagerbomb in a mug, thereby concealing ones' alcoholic intentions.
Josh: how did you get through work today?
Scott: I stealth bombed the entire time bruh
by bigcocksowhat September 27, 2014
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stealth ginge

adj. - One whose bodily hair is brown with (sometimes) subtle ginger tones - often in denial of their ginger status.
He claimed his hair was brown, but everyone knew Simon was a stealth ginge.
by Paula Abdul December 9, 2008
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stealth update

A stealth update is when a game updates without telling you about it, this is a common problem for games on steam which can update without consent or warning
Gamer: Pheew, i spent hours modding a game
Steam: Do it again!
Gamer: What?
Steam: Stealth update got you frickface!
Gamer: Frick you Steam!
by Wolf14Vargen14 July 27, 2024
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