Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.
by The real mike jones December 13, 2014

When you lay down on your back and have the local whore lick your butthole. When your close to finishing your grip her head in a leg lock so she can't pull away or speak and scream " you have the right to remain silent" over and over while her husband watches.
by Machxerro March 6, 2025

The act of shoving your whole fist into a womans vagina and spreading you fingers out like a starfish.
by Arc Hunter April 3, 2015

When a man cums on the wall and proceeds to jump and stick to the wall with his arms and legs spread out to represent a starfish.
by Flamingzombie3 September 1, 2022

A sexual act involving one man and 5 women. One woman rides the man and the both four get pleasured by the other limbs (2 fingered, 2 toed)
James - "what did you get up to last night?"
Micheal - "me and those birds did the Italian starfish all night"
Micheal - "me and those birds did the Italian starfish all night"
by The_GAA_MAN December 8, 2024

A phrase used when one solves a minute problem.
It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.
It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.
A professor is giving a lecture with a PowerPoint. One slide has a minor typo and the entire class becomes disgruntled. Annoyed by the complaining students, and his embarrassing blunder, the professor edits the PowerPoint and mutters, “whew, we saved that starfish.”
by TheSavedStarfish May 29, 2021

When your girlfriend in laying naked on her stomach with her legs and arms spread open while waiting on your little friend.
by BiggieSmallz! June 28, 2024
