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Mexican squirt

When you fill an enema with Fanta, fill their butthole with it, then have them shit it on your face
Evelyn gave me a Mexican squirt last night. Don't you wanna?
by C_rizzle October 28, 2017
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Squirt Hershey

Verb:

To defacate diarrhea in a spewing manor.
-That burrito made me squirt Hershey!
-You scared me so badly, I almosted squirted Hershey!
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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Jitter squirts

a nervous high pressure discharge of loose stool while hovering over a out house bowl.
I would use the shitter but Tim Bear got the jitter squirts before the ride.
by squirt nap May 22, 2008
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pop a squirt

like popping a squat, except peeing; popping a squirt.
Person 1: Aw man, I really gotta pop a squirt!
Person 2: Go to the bathroom, quick!
by juliacrockett May 24, 2021
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ass squirt

when you spread ur cheeks and squirt out your juices so you feel it dribbling down your batty crease.
by battyman2000 February 18, 2009
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screamin squirts

If ya climbin up a ladder n ya hear sumtin splatter, _______
If ya sailin on a boat n ya feel sumtin float, ________
If ya walkin down da street n ya hear sumtin beep, _______
If ya bend to tie ya shoe n ya hear sumtin sploof, _______
If ya eatin chicken soup n it lookz like liquid poop, ______
...fill in da blankz
Ayo, I had so many white castle burgers last night. I had the screamin squirts so bad even mah toilet waz like no more.
by trublu95 February 14, 2009
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squirt mcguirt

a man who's wang gets hugified by seeing men wrestle .
Mike Leonhardt is one squirt mcguirt
by jason fleischauser December 2, 2003
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