Scranning

To watch television and surf the web simultaneously.

Barb: Get off the couch and get a job!

Sam: Shut it Barb, I'm watching TV and surfin Craigslist.

Mike: Quit scranning and get your bum ass employed!

by Avid scranner July 25, 2011

spinning straws

to be extremely excited for something; to be hype as fuck

"Dude, you excited for the party this weekend?"

"Hell yeah, bro, I'm spinning straws!"

by Aspectofbane May 1, 2013

Crop spraying

Ejaculating over the pubes

"...don't come in me..you can do somecrop sprayingif you want."

by starnoj October 15, 2009

Spradling

Totally fucked, ruined....Smoking the Chone style shit.

I just got totally Spradling, my wife left with my Auidi A8 with another dude!!!

by Father Spradling December 28, 2007

Man-splaining

The male art of explaining a concept in such basic terms that even a woman could understand it.

So I was man-splaining to my wife that toothpaste is best squeezed from the bottom and not from the middle of the tube.

by Borys Kickabollockoff September 18, 2018

spinning blocks

selling drugs

niggatony: what are you doing ?

niggatony jr.: jus out here spinning blocks

by yøungd@ggerd¡ck March 14, 2019

spanking the angry monkey

another term used to say matursbate.

"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."

by freshswagg February 27, 2010