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The act of having residual shit on the fron of your pants as a reult of spur-of-the-moment, quickie anal sex.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.
Cannot usually be avoided, and is very embarassing.
"Man, he gave me a blazing splatterkhaki, and I had to wear my shirt on the outside until I could go and change! Jeeez!"
by Xander November 26, 2003
Get the splatterkhaki mug.A movie marathon of nothing but horror/thriller movies in which there are many scenes with excessive amount of blood, guts, and gore
Jenny: OMG Splatterday movies are so gross
David: Come on they're not that bad, I'm pretty sure the doctors will be able to sew her eyelids back on.
David: Come on they're not that bad, I'm pretty sure the doctors will be able to sew her eyelids back on.
by McStreamy December 14, 2012
Get the Splatterday mug.A variation of the word 'splattered'. It means the blood and guts were splattered or sprayed around in a messy way, particularly after a moving train hits a certain person.
"Did you see the news yesterday?"
"Yeah that suicidal person got hit by a train. It's said they were splattercated everywhere!"
"Yeah that suicidal person got hit by a train. It's said they were splattercated everywhere!"
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Get the The Splatters mug.When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.
I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!
by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009
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