slurt

to shoot man juice

i slurted my load. all over her face.

by kenny December 18, 2003

Snorted

You know what this means

Don’t fucking lie

Snorted fucking snorted man YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

by The unfunny false definition G March 12, 2019

coochie snortcher

the feminine abyss constructed for the simple purpose of taking chodes and loads!

Oh boy, my coochie snortcher really took a pounding last night from the big man with his chode...and I loved it. DIVA!

by j niz May 2, 2007

snort

1. v. slang : to fuck snort-Australian
2. n. : Eric Franco (may be used in forms such as "snorter" or "old man lover")

Wow, that guy is such a snort...

by jenn June 18, 2003

Duck Snort

When a duck does cocaine followed by a can of corn then goes and buys Aflac insurance.

Cookie monster: "Dude did you see that duck snort?"

Elmo: "Totally dude thats one gnarly duck"

by Getoutmyfaceho August 18, 2008

Snortelcoughelbonkelgiggle

To sneeze, cough, snort, and giggle all at the same time...or in succession

"dude, zak totally Snortelcoughelbonkelgiggle'd"
"wow..what a snonkelbonk"

by Dantezflowers April 22, 2008

slurt

A butt-eruption that falls somewhere between a fart and crapping your pants.

Don't fart if you have a stomach ache; you might end up with a slurt.

by Bryan March 21, 2005