snack shaming

Making someone feel embarrassed for their snacking habits. Putting someone down for their desire to continuously eat snacks. Making fun of the quantity someone eats between meals.

Casey felt like Tali was snack shaming her when Tali called her out for pulling pretzels out of her bag after she had just eaten a sandwich.

by dogluvr2295 March 26, 2017

Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .

"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."

by gina8124 August 2, 2007

Pity snack

This is when a friend or co-worker offers you a far inferior snack only after eating an extra delicious snack in front of your face. The superior snack will no doubt include one, if not all of the following: chocolate, butter cream, fudge, or caramel. The pity snack recipient will ALWAYS be on a diet at the time of said snack-tastrophe which only exacerbates the pain.

Debra offered me some 100Calorie Snackwells only after eating an oh-so-yummy Ele chocolate cupcake in front of me. What a pity snack!

by JPEmily December 8, 2011

protien snack

Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.

My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.

by PilgoreThaGoat March 12, 2011

faggot snacks

Large variety of snacks faggots love to eat. Most are in the shape of a penis, but some can just be shitty. Faggot snacks include carrots, pickles, cucumbers, popsicles, sausages, hot dogs, parfaits, low fat snacks, Yoplait Whips, and cottage cheese.

David: Sahil, why do like eating faggot snacks so much?

Sahil: (fellates hot dog) Because they feel so good in my mouth.

David: You are a homo.

by sun1337brah September 21, 2009

snack nappin

When you waste the whole day in bed with someone, having sex, occasionally snaking(eating, drinking, smoking) while taking brief naps between sessions.

Andy:"Yo man, what'd you do last weekend? I never heard from you"
Brendan: "oh you know me and the lady were just snack nappin all weekend"
Andy: "Oh well, gotta love that!"

by Swaino March 20, 2008

scooby snacks

Hash brownies that were cut up into tiny pieces (you ever wonder why Shaggy and Scooby were always so damn paranoid)

Bob:"Hey pass the Scooby snacks Fred!"
Fred:*drool*...
Bob:"Fred!I want to get high right now!"
Fred:*drool*...
Bob:"God damnit Fred!'..."Fine I'll get them myself!"

by Squee Nigga squee May 28, 2006