protien snack

Jizz, semen, ejaculate, sperm, splooge, you get the idea.
My girlfriend was hungry after our run, so I gave her a post workout protien snack.
by PilgoreThaGoat February 22, 2011
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Pity snack

This is when a friend or co-worker offers you a far inferior snack only after eating an extra delicious snack in front of your face. The superior snack will no doubt include one, if not all of the following: chocolate, butter cream, fudge, or caramel. The pity snack recipient will ALWAYS be on a diet at the time of said snack-tastrophe which only exacerbates the pain.
Debra offered me some 100Calorie Snackwells only after eating an oh-so-yummy Ele chocolate cupcake in front of me. What a pity snack!
by JPEmily June 10, 2011
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Hooker Snack

Something that a married man has between bouts with the wife, usually when the husband isn't getting any
"Man, I had the best hooker snack of my life last night."
"You might want to get yourself checked out."
by JacksonStorm February 16, 2010
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Molar Snack

The extra piece of food that gets stuck between your back teeth that is later pulled a loose by your tongue or toothpick and eaten.
Ew. That guy just ate a molar snack in front of us.
by AllNaturalBella February 23, 2014
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faggot snacks

Large variety of snacks faggots love to eat. Most are in the shape of a penis, but some can just be shitty. Faggot snacks include carrots, pickles, cucumbers, popsicles, sausages, hot dogs, parfaits, low fat snacks, Yoplait Whips, and cottage cheese.
David: Sahil, why do like eating faggot snacks so much?

Sahil: (fellates hot dog) Because they feel so good in my mouth.

David: You are a homo.
by sun1337brah September 21, 2009
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snack nappin

When you waste the whole day in bed with someone, having sex, occasionally snaking(eating, drinking, smoking) while taking brief naps between sessions.
Andy:"Yo man, what'd you do last weekend? I never heard from you"
Brendan: "oh you know me and the lady were just snack nappin all weekend"
Andy: "Oh well, gotta love that!"
by Swaino March 20, 2008
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scooby snacks

Hash brownies that were cut up into tiny pieces (you ever wonder why Shaggy and Scooby were always so damn paranoid)
Bob:"Hey pass the Scooby snacks Fred!"
Fred:*drool*...
Bob:"Fred!I want to get high right now!"
Fred:*drool*...
Bob:"God damnit Fred!'..."Fine I'll get them myself!"
by Squee Nigga squee May 24, 2006
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