siegler

A feltcher by nature, this wisconsin native commits obscene sexual acts such as skull fucking paraplegics and shipping rimmers

Oh God, OH god no, Oh Oh Oh god no, Ohhhh God No, Ummmmmm Yeah Awww Aww God, Thats it, Jason.

by God Dan September 11, 2004

smeg

Junk, such as gaffa tape and leads left all over the ground after roadies have set up for a band..

Ahh, theres smeg everyware!

by louis October 21, 2001

Smegedinashed

A stressing Teenager, whom enjoys chatting and building computers. Is often found on IRC channel #joyoftech on the Slashnet Server.

Smegedinashed is a cool dude.

by John Harrison August 16, 2003

siegfried and roy

your getting it on with your woman and after about 30 or 35 seconds you realize your rockets ready to launch, but you dont want your woman to know you are a minute man so you quickly pull out and go down on her, and cum on her bed, (or any surface you may be on), and after the seman stops flowing, you put it back in for round 2 before she ever knows what happens. now youve gone from dud to stud, magic! sigfried and roy!

(Gwen Phillips is a Bitch) siegfried and roy

by mike hunt is my name July 16, 2009

jammy smeg head

The least time you would ever entertain going down on a woman!

Having a quite spiffing time playing round then all of a sudden like a vulcano your covered in strawbery jam and cream! nice! gives a new meaning to the word strawberys and cream......

by toady April 6, 2004

Siege

When an individual experiences great excitement and wants to express his excitement to his peers

Hugh : want to go grab some chicken wings in TriBeCa

Tom : ye siege

by Murrhawk January 4, 2020

Smeg

The resin that collects around the mouth-piece of a dirty, old bong and can sometimes get onto the lip/tooth of an unsuspecting victim.

"Rick alwayz attracts super-smeg on the bong, yo' fully gotsta clean the mouth-piece before you smoke out of it."
"Hahaha. You jus' got harcore-smeg on your tooth from that cone."

by Diego September 9, 2003