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Snowboo Thang

A term of endearment used by men having relations with Snowbunnies but haven't made it official yet.
"I'm not sure how long this will last, but she's my Snowboo Thang for now."
"She's my little Snowboo Thang."
"You see my little Snowboo Thang over there?"
by IMassTerBaitDaily July 31, 2025
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obligatory slowdown

When you're speeding and everything around you slows down to the speed limit, you had better do like wise. Somebody with a radar detector or a keen eye knows more than you.
I was bird-dogging fifteen over on I-whatever when somebody saw a cop ahead, so we all did the obligatory slowdown for the next mile before lighting up again.
by felix77 September 8, 2010
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kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.
Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.
by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010
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Texas Snowboard

The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".
I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!
by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011
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bloppy slowjob

hey girl (or man) im really in the mood for a bloppy slowjob.
by MyMomWearsCrocks6969 May 30, 2018
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Dirty Slobo

1.) The act of busting a pre-pubescent Thai male’s behymen.

2.) A NAMBLA member in good standing.

3.) Someone who is too lazy to wipe his/her ass after shitting because they will shit again.

4.) Someone who is too lazy to fill-up a motor vehicle he/she uses with gas.
Back from your trip to Thailand already you Dirty Slobo!?!

It’s not easy being a Dirty Slobo, it requires a lot of work.
by DirtyLilGirlMel November 22, 2018
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electric showboating

the obscene & dangerous, potentially destructive & wasteful effort to make your life more a life aquatic by recklessly driving your Tesla through floodwaters in a disaster area while blasting the song, I’m on a Boat,” at volume 11.
Oh look everybody, Elon is out electric showboating in his Cybertruck again, who does he think he is, Steve Zissou?
by Stu Cherbourg January 18, 2023
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