A person who is of extreme (but very varied almost to the point of inability to use it) intelligence. These people will suck up bits of information like a sponge wherever they go. They also have a tendency to rapidly and haphazardly dispense this information when properly squeezed.
My friend here is a real sponge, just put him in a headlock and all sorts of inforamtion will come out.
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