simon mitchell

The perfect from the band Young Guns.

Fangirl: have you seen simon mitchell?
Fangirl 2: i heard he was fucking some girl in the van!

by imnotstupidyaknow May 24, 2011

simon berry

THE RICARDO MILOS LOOK ALIKE *Licks* *Slurps*

*OMG SIMON IS SO HAWT* Is that Ricardo Milos?

Simon Berry Is a nice guy he would do his work during class but uring gym he would become a tryhard

by Mr. Slurp April 26, 2019

Simon Pitman

A big guy with a small doink. He thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. He tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. He is incapable of dating people in his own state. Every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast

you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that's Simon Pitman

by good noodle jesus' November 14, 2017

Simon Trepanier

Simon Trepanier is the absolute perfect man amoung men. Typically a french man. He is very kind hearted and genuwine. He is the type of man you can spend the rest of your life with and never get bored . Someone so incredibly easy on the eyes, that you never want to turn away. Brillient and sexy

I am in love with Simon Trepanier

by OntarianGold August 29, 2010

Simon says

for Catholics, a slang for the routine when the priest instructs his parishoners to either sit, stand, or kneel at different times during mass.

I'm so fucking tired of this Simon says, man.

by Julia's Gay friend May 13, 2005

Simon Walters

The biggest incel known to man. Longs for female attention but is mostly unsucessful except if they're ginger and loud.

Don't let your kids near that guy, he looks like a Simon Walters.

by alphashed December 6, 2018

John simon

A loser with a goatee and gay tattoo's who stocks shelves in a grocery store

John Simon is loser

by Fandango1999 November 27, 2014