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Shrimp Toast

A very attractive, strong minded, highly advanced individual. Often times underestimated by their peers a Shrimp Toast is quite the amazing individual.
Person 1: "Woah look at that Shrimp Toast over there"
Person 2: "What do you mea---- *sees Shrimp Toast* Oh my that's quite the individual right there"
by LilShrimpToast June 1, 2020
mugGet the Shrimp Toastmug.

Shrimp Pistol

1. An obscenely and unnecessarily small penis.
2. Chris' penis
-Is it even possible to have renal sex with an opossum?
-I don't know about you guys, but i have a shrimp pistol
by The Jents April 4, 2009
mugGet the Shrimp Pistolmug.

dumpster shrimp

Tadpoles that live in filthy garbage water at the bottom of dumpsters usually located outside of restaurants. These lovable bottom dwellers are often disguised as their sea creature counterpart, the shrimp. These amphibians are commonly harvested by mexican restaurants and served in seafood enchiladas. Beware of the term, "fresh, never frozen".
Dude, that shrimp scampi is actually dumpster shrimp.
by clunt March 27, 2008
mugGet the dumpster shrimpmug.

shrimp pimp

not pimply, minimal (pimplo)
"his bending is shrimp pimp."
by Christopher Love March 25, 2008
mugGet the shrimp pimpmug.

Shrimp dick

An asshole who doesn't laugh when you tell your friends to point and laugh at his shrimp dick is most likely not laughing because he really does have a shrimp dick.
That guy really does have a shrimp dick no wonder he's a masturliker!
by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018
mugGet the Shrimp dickmug.

shrimp dick

hahahha look at djs shrimp dick
by Matt April 20, 2004
mugGet the shrimp dickmug.

fishing for shrimp

your doin a guy in the butt then you cum in his butt. after cumming take a straw and stick it in his ass and slurp up the love cream.
im hungry im goin fishin for shrimp
by go fuck yourself November 20, 2003
mugGet the fishing for shrimpmug.

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