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Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.
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shitting dick nipples

nipples that consist of both shitting, as well as dick EG shitting dick nipples

also a way to fill in a conversation or moment of silence when not sure what else to say
1. those nipples are both shitting and dick........must be shitting dick nipples
2. ahhhh yeees shitting dick nipples
by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014
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shexting

Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.
Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"

Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."

Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
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shexting

the art of texting whilst taking a shit

SHEXTEE – the recipient of the shitty text.
SHEXTOR – the text shitter, loud and proud.
SHEXTUPLATES – many friends shexting from various bogs around the globe.
Tam : Damn Jimmy, you must have a chronic case of the gary glitters, that’s half a fuckin hour you’ve been in the shitter?

Jimmy : am just shexting tam, its all good.
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shitting pants

an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.

1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum
(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!
by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008
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synchronized shitting

when garrett an brett talk on the phone while taking shits, hearing their shit plop, and flushing at the same time
everyday at 3-ish o' clock
by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003
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Shexting

The act of taking a shit and texting at the same time. It usually results in much longer shitting time than was anticipated. When taken too far it can result in a Shexton or Shit Texting Session.
Guy 1- Hey Bro let's get goin, did you fall in?
Guy 2- I'll be out in a minute.
Guy 1- Dude, you said that 10 minutes ago.
Guy 2- Sorry man, i was shexting and it turned into a shexton.
by theDAN78 November 5, 2009
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