Sheet Metal

This was heavy metal music from the late 80's to the early 90's that was neither heavy, nor really even metal. When it was listened to by men, it was used primarily as an attempt to bring a girl home (and, presumably, into the sheets).

Sheet Metal tapes and CD's were often stashed in the glove compartment when on the road, or in the socks and underwear drawer while at home, and the possession of them was never willingly admitted to fellow dudes.

Examples include Poison, Bon Jovi, Faster Pussycat, Steelheart, et al...

It was always a good plan to keep at least one Sheet Metal tape in the glove box on weekends...you know, just in case.

by Atomic Honey December 4, 2010

sheet skeet

A trail of shit on the sheets.

"Shorty sharted in his sleep and left sheet skeet in the morning."

by citizen8 August 1, 2008

sheet music

A term used for a loud fart by soldiers in WWII stuck in close quarters, such as a transport ship or tent. A polite term for a rude farting event.

Cpl. Evans drove us out of the foxhole with his sheet music.

by Matt Holly April 29, 2008

One Sheet Wipe

One Sheet Wipe are a fictional emotional rock band from East Kent, UK. Led by vocalist Tom Henson.

If One Sheet Wipe actually existed then their gig last night would have been seriously rad.

by Lizard987 March 12, 2009

bed sheet troll

Noun: Bed Sheet Troll
1. A woman who engages in sexual intercourse in a profligate manner
2. (informal) a promiscuous woman

Synonyms:
chicken head, cyprian, douche bag, floozie, hussy, loose, promiscuous, skank, slut, sluttish, strumpet, tart, trull, wanton, wench, whore

Guy: "Oh, look sweetheart, your best friend is doing some strange guy in our bed!"

Girl: "Haha, I know, she's such a bed sheet troll!"

by Steve Monroe January 11, 2008

Krispy Kreme Sheets

Bed sheets covered in vicious ejaculate

Tristan has Krispy kreme sheets on his bed that are not geographal.

by Nigmasterbottomboi May 20, 2016

Crisp. White. Sheets.

What You DONT Put Your Dirty Boots On.

Matias Torres: HE WALKED ALL OVER IT WITH HIS DIRTY BOOTS, OVER THE CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS. OF MY BED I HAD JUST MADE!

by fwefff May 22, 2023