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by It’s not gay if you wear socks December 18, 2021
Get the Shannon mug.A wild mix of sass and heart, Shannon is the person who’ll roast you with the sharpest sarcasm but then double-check to make sure she didn’t actually hurt your feelings. Curly-haired and chaotic in the best way, she’s got a tough exterior but is secretly a golden retriever in human form—loyal to a fault, goofy, and always down for deep talks at 2 a.m.
She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.
Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.
Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
"I thought Shannon hated me at first because she roasted my entire outfit, but then she bought me coffee and lent me a book she thought I’d like—classic Shannon move."
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Get the Shannon Jackson mug.They are more than often sarcastic beings with okay intent. At times will roast the shit out of you and be offended when retaliated. She holds much trauma from her childhood and hence all sorts of issues, though it is fun to talk to her all the time. If you date a Shannon, watch out because she is a known hommie hopper.
Dayum shawty, whats your name?
...Shannon...
Can I get your number?
no im fucking someone tonight
Who?
Fucking stupid
...Shannon...
Can I get your number?
no im fucking someone tonight
Who?
Fucking stupid
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