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by Larry128 January 21, 2017
by PatsMySon October 05, 2018
A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.
by Christinesavoie June 30, 2019
When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.
by Mr.CockBlender January 04, 2023
I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft
by Backhand Brooklynn January 30, 2022
The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.
Or
1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
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The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.
Or
1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
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by DedicatedkillerRPO April 14, 2009