Shafted

When someone of great power fucks you over; makes life difficult. However, respect is still maintained at all times for the figure of authority. The shaftee remains subservient to the shafter.

Man DL Really shafted us today with the dice lab

by ChestTheMolest September 9, 2019

frozen shaft

A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.

Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.

by Ectoplasm_Randy December 20, 2017

Schrodinger's Shaft

Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.

Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...

by Shitting on the floor November 15, 2020

Shafted

(verb) to be shafted; used to describe being royally fucked up by life. Also, it can be used to describe being getting physically or mentally beaten up.

Have you seen her luck recently? Yeah, ever since her breakup, she's been getting absolutely shafted.

by soujaboi_69 July 5, 2020

shaft grave

Noun. A shaft grave is when the dick is so good it completely blows out your pussy like a deflated pool float.

Yo dawg, Clarice got put into the shaft grave last week.

by Nippppppplesareweird August 20, 2020

Shaft-Treasure Vacuum

One who enjoys to suck on any material that is shaped in a shaft, balls or complete dildo shape.

Yo man, I heard Brian has been turning into a Shaft-Treasure Vacuum lately.
Yea, he's been blowing any object he can find.

by Darmonanic October 16, 2020

Juicy shaft shifter

when you are giving a nice wet blowjob

I gave him a juicy shaft shifter

by Crazylady October 18, 2017