Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.

Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!

by Cal563 June 12, 2024

Shafted

To get shafted is to don't get any new characters from Dragonball Legends summon banner.

Example: Yoo bro look I pulled a new ULTRA SSJ4 Gogeta in dbl (Dragonball Legends),did you get anything good?

Nah bro I got shafted, I had 50.000 cc (Chrono Crystals) saved up I used all of them and didn't get shit.

by Stepane sine July 9, 2024

whaft shaft

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach

by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

fizzle shaft

The act of sucking dick with pop rocks in your mouth.

Fizzle shaft this dick!

by Ughbullshite June 25, 2019

shaft

something to smoke weed out of

Sal passed Alex the shaft and he ripped the fattest bong hit

Most commonly used to make a bong out of a water water

by Fob base November 29, 2018

Shaft Wizard

Mary is a shaft wizard when it comes to handling them

Well what’s a shaft wizard?

A shaft wizard is a person who is manic when it comes to handling these shafts. They supposedly enjoy a shaft or two every night. Most shaft wizards travel is groups of 3-4 in the large city of Chicago.

Wow Mary that’s the second shaft you’ve indulged in tonight. You truly are a wizard Madame mary!

Your a shaft wizard Mary!

by Imlebrongoat234 January 25, 2025

Shafting

When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning

"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."

by Heeheeheeeeeeee June 9, 2023