shady

that one person who always has their camera off on oovoo

alessandra is such a shady person

by marina rekolievski November 15, 2016

Shady Steve

A local guy in williamsburg virginia who gets fucked up, falls into your trashcans, everyone thinks he's dead and then gets arrested. (may be seen wearing a doolie hat)

They thought shady steve was dead but he lived and now he is just a funny ass story and prolly getting raped in jail.

by dooly September 1, 2003

Shady

A man who is very handsome and has 12 inches on a flop when erect it is believed by scientists that it has a maximum of 60 inches when a vagina is penetrated it is believed that the it will start bleeding from trauma

Shady has the biggest shlong I’ve ever seen

by Stonersjad May 2, 2022

Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Shadi

A girl who it so ungrateful for everything and everyone she so self centered and thinks everything revolves around her. She plays the victim part well

“Hey have your heard about Shadi” “yeah she think she all that it’s hilarious”

by anonymous June 2, 2021

shady groove florida

Shady groove florida a small town in the middle of nowhere the only store in shady groove is a gas station. Everyone there is inbred and and has relations with their dog. Smokless tobacco is big in shadygrove wotch means everyone and their cousin dose not have a lower jaw.

Hey wana get some gas in shady groove florida What in the world is that

by Jonathan marhsal December 19, 2016

Shady Side

A peninsula shoved into the asshole of SoCo locates between Deale and West River. If there’s a need for some of the good-good crack pipe, head down to Scott Town Lane located at the intersection of Scott Town Rd and Nick Rd. Besides that, unless dirty rednecks and former trailer trash is your thing, you’ve made a wrong turn. Turn around and wash off your sins at the Happy Harbor. Ignore the nightly sounds of helicopters overhead, I’m sure it was nothing. Don’t forget to direct all traffic looking for “Shitty Side down this way. You have the correct place.

“Hey, let’s go get an 8-ball from Shady Side and steal a car stereo. Y’all in or whaaatt??”

by LikeAMug9900 July 20, 2021