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Douchebag Senior

Seniors in highschool who go hard on the motherf*cking paint in their favorite class, Gym. They are loud, extremely obnoxious and have little or no actual athletic talent.
Freshman: Those douchebag seniors playing man, every time someone scores its just five more minutes of shouting before we can start playing again.

Freshman 2: Yeah, it sucks, they're such douches but we're gonna be like that in 3 years....
by DOOSHOCRACY November 15, 2011
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Stafford Senior High School

A sick and twisted place where sadists run rampant. If you sit down on one of the toilets, odds are you’ll be picking up 3 different strains of aids. The male population of the school is made up of ugly red necks, cringe rich boys, and kids that pretend like they’re from the ghetto. The females are snobby, fake, and most are complete hypocrites. The topic of conversation amongst peers is usually shit-talking because everyone is so bored with their own lives that the only way they find joy is from tearing others down. The AP’s are corrupt and abusive towards the students. They don’t give enough time between classes for you to even get your books together and then there’s a massive staircase that you have to run up and down the entire day. Most people spend more time exercising between classes than at actually P.E. Because all we do during class are “instant activities.” All the P.E. Teachers are out of shape, they’re rude and entitled and lazy. Most teachers aren’t even informed on the class they’re meant to be teaching. Nearly every female that attends switches to online school by their junior year because of how impossible it is to learn there.
Person 1: What high school did you go to?

Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that
by pandaganjaweed April 17, 2019
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Pulling a Senior

Porking the sister of your wife in the marital bed.
You got kicked out?

-Yeah I was pulling a senior
Don't worry, we got bitches suckin and fuckin all night
by dawghta12345 July 19, 2016
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South Miami Senior High

A school full of pretentious shitheads who's only personality trait is that one time in middle school they did two hits of weed, so now they think they all hard n shit.
Yeah I went to South Miami Senior High, spent sophomore year a pothead
by cowlan January 17, 2020
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Forest Lake Senior High School

Forest Lake Senior High School is a microcosm of the city of Forest Lake. Sadly, most of its graduates can't even pronounce microcosm, let alone know what it means. The school can be described briefly with three words - racist, drugs, and idiocracy.

The school is a Frankenstein's monster of a building - the school was expanded instead of torn down like it right well should have been. Classroom numbering is random and sporatic, and many students get lost looking for classes even through their senior year.

The school is known for it's FFA (Future Farmers of America) program. Unless you're a member of one of the several big, important families in the area (the ones that own major farms, or recreational vehicle dealerships), you don't give a flying fuck about it. More than likely you're high off your ass in class while some poor schmuck attempts to teach you basic grammar thanks to NCLB.

The school is also well known within theater, debate and speech circuits. Again, not many people care. In fact, the school doesn't even care. Instead of displaying recent victories of the above organizations, they'd rather keep a trophy case full of football and hockey trophies from the 80s, when the Forest Lake Rangers actually won games. To anyone with a brain, that should describe the mentality and demographic of the school more than I ever could.
Principal beginning graduation speech: "Start your tractors! Start your tractors!"

Student: "I fucking hate this school."

Student 1: "You have any drugs?"
Student 2: "You kidding? Everything at Forest Lake Senior High School is drugs! The chairs are drugs, the carpet is drugs, the desks are drugs..."
by P1ntsize_Anthro November 15, 2011
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cornalious senior

"hey A.R i can see cornalious senior"
by Swift December 13, 2003
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Super Senior

(noun)

One who has yet to finish their coursework in the expected time frame.
Jake: John, you're still here? Weren't you a senior last year?

John: I've ascended and become something much more, a Super Senior if you will.
by Erick Withack May 5, 2022
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